leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans: leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans: leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans: leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana and i mean my dad’s a software engineer so all in all this is highly suspicious i asked my dad about the banana and apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired...
swaggywhale: inno-cent: listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all #but my otp can
owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like
thorodinsonsblog: lokilaufeysonsblog: thorodinsonsblog: I FEAR TAKING MY BROTHER TO MIDGARD’S ZOO GIVEN HIS HISTORY OF MATING WITH ANIMALS I have told you already, brother, I do what I want. But I will behave if I can see the little monkeys with the moustaches. I love the monkeys with the moustaches. IS THIS YOUR WAY OF TELLING ME YOU HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN THE MAN OF IRON
tonystaarks: derekwhostillscaresme: agentjamesbond: daniel craig gets tied up and abused a lot in his movies why else would you go see a daniel craig movie gay scenes
imagineyuorotp: Imagine your OTP starring in a snuff film.
plain white t's: hey there delilah what's it like in new york c-
delilah: HURRICANE SANDY IS FUCKIGN SHIT UP SEND HELP